June 2013
is the SJ community concerned about the rampant appropriation of hawaiian shirts by white dads
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
*on the boat in miami*
zayn: “louis what time is it”
louis: *checks watch*
if harry styles smokes a joint with 4 bandmates on a yacht off the coast of miami traveling at a speed of High, according to Science, how slow is he talking?
“It’s not natural for humans to drink cow’s milk. Humans milk is for humans. Cow’s milk is for calves. You have no more need of cow’s milk than you do rats milk, horses milk or elephant’s milk. Cow’s milk is a high fat fluid exquisitely designed to turn a 65 lb baby calf into a 400 lb cow. That’s what cow’s milk is for.”
—Dr. Michael Klaper, MD
(via poolsofred)
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
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