SO MY FRIEND WAS TELLING ME ABOUT THIS NEW GAME SHE SAW AT E3 AND SHE SAID IT WAS WHERE YOU PLAY AS AN OCTOPUS AND TRY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE AND THIS IS IT
THIS IS FUCKING IT IM CRYING MY EYES OUT
Russell Brand Destroys MSNBC Talk Show Host for Treating Him Like Shit

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year

the art project that got me sent to the counselor in middle school
Justin Bieber Retweets: Frog Lawn Mower (Jimmy Fallon)
One of Jimmy’s writers, Arthur Meyer, wraps up a week of tweeting the same things as Justin Bieber, and Justin ends it all with a surprise gift.
is the SJ community concerned about the rampant appropriation of hawaiian shirts by white dads
“If sweet, sweet God loves you so, then I will make you worthy of his love.”

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.
Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.
…and history remembers her as pretty.
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.