and the load doesn’t weigh me down at all. he ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.
Vincent Price in Dragonwyck 1946
did you forget vincent price used to be seriously hot?
because i didn’t
no blinding light or tunnels to gates of white, just our hands clasped so tight waiting for the hint of a spark
where the fuck is the bartender
I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY
WAIT FOR IT
EOF THE RINGSBut every day’s likeGold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushroomsBlood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel roomWe don’t careWe got to Rivendell across the streamAnd everybody’s likeMountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf QueenRowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leashWe don’t careYeah we’re simply gonna walk in there
Cuz we’re going to Moooooordor
(Moooooordor)This is to funny to not reblog.
and Middle Earth is in New Zealand too this is just perf
Heart, Bushwick, Brooklyn, NYC
Yeah, she’s smarter than you.Anala Beevers is a 4-year-old genius. At four months, she learned the alphabet. By 18 months, she mastered numbers — in Spanish. And today, at only four years old, she knows the location and capital of every state in the country. The girl was recently invited to join MENSA, an international organization for super-smart people, aka geniuses. The organization’s members are mostly adults whose intelligence is in the top two percent of the populace; Anala’s is in the top one percent.
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
My boyfriend had given me a copy of your book as a gift for our sixth anniversary today. Curiously perplexed by his uncharacteristic gesture, I observed the pages to come across a photo of us, standing on 42nd street, exactly one year earlier. Shock sprawled across my face and emotion flooded my heart. My mind wandered back to the six months that had preceded this night, which had relentlessly challenged our hearts and nearly broken our bond. It was this night, on our fifth anniversary, that we vowed not to give up; and it was this night that began the start of our greatest year together. I never imagined that I would be staring into this moment again. A moment so fleeting that it had escaped us, lost to the chaos of our times; yet here it is, so beautifully captured and for all the world to see. Though we may be strangers, you have given us the greatest gift of all. Thank you so very much.
With much love,
Adorable Dog (Frenchie!) Plays with NYPD Police Horse on Wall Street [x]